My carpet is no longer pied, as it was never intended to be. I wish for all of you that you never get caramel and chocolate on your carpet. Walter has been exceptionally sorrowful. He kept trying to get our attention to be petted. Since then, he has been careful to stay out of trouble. We left him home alone for nearly 5 hours today. I thought for sure we would have a mess to clean up... we must have made a big enough impression on him the night before because there was not a mess in sight. Here he is chasing his beloved laser light and trying to get to that nasty squirrel family that harass him all day long. And seriously people, how naughty are your children? If my kids ever eat candy on my carpet and smear it in and then poop in the dining room and throw up in my path, I swear, I will sell them to the gypsies. Should I just skip that milestone entirely? Be honest with me. Then again, by the time I have kids old enough to walk, my carpet won't be new and clean anymore (Thanks again Walt), so it may never matter. And I can always set up a little bunk in the half assembled shed by the water if I have to.
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Ah, my daughter never pooped and barfed on the rugs. Disposable diapers are a blessing.
I have to agree with Tina, but once Adam did throw up pickles and jello outside my car. It was pretty nasty, and oh yes, a few pees on the carpet always happen when running diaperless. Hope the carpet came out alright. Where did you go for five hours.
You guys should go see Marley and Me. Francie and I saw it and we were bawling our eyes out at the end (but most of it is really funny). I think Walter is your Marley.
Nat if you wont send Walter to the Gyspsies after what he did, I seriously doubt you'd send your kids if they did the same thing. He is after all a DOG! Which you obviously love very much, he sure does test your patience with him.
The Gypsies? If they don't run away and join the circus first. Just kidding.
I love the videos!! I had to turn off the volume on the second, however,as Cora started barking up a storm and running to our window .. thinking that a big, black and tan handsome dog was in our backyard!!! :) She is still crazy barking. And I thought dogs were smart ... HA!
I don't remember any pooping on the carpet, but I do remember you throwing-up down the front of my blouse when we were on a trip.
Haha. You're funny. Sorry you had to clean up such a mess! Gross!! At least you were able to do it! I don't think I can have kids or even dogs (which I love), because I nearly vomit over the smallest thing. Just think if it was a little person! Ahhhhh! I guess if I ever go down that road I'll have to find a husband with a strong stomach. He can clean up all the gross messes!! ;-)
Oh, and I love your tile and wall color! Pretty! :-)
Does Walter have a little bit of Weimeriemer in him? Do you remember our guy, Shaq? He had to have his stomach pumped after eating a whole jar of used stridex pads out of the garbage, not to mention the box of Sees candy, home made peanut butter cookies, and numerous other items. We actually thought he had a little Whodini in him. He could move dishes off the shelf and get cookies in the back of the cupboard. Yea, I had to hide stuff from him. And they say chocolate is bad for dogs...
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